Chocolate Pudding

I apparently have an insatiable need for chocolate in my life. I mean, I must, what with the way I keep finding ways around the Paleo/Primal restrictions to have my beautiful, delicious, silky chocolate. So here’s another chocolate recipe. Chocolate pudding. I was never a fan of the pre-packaged stuff, or even the mix you made with milk. My mom would make those, and they were OK.. they fed my need for sugar back when my body still wanted it all the time. But they never quite tasted like chocolate. Even then, I could taste chemicals. I’m having a very hormonal time in my life right now. Everything’s changing and I’m going absolutely nuts. So I made Alex get me some of those Andes creme de menthe things. And I’ll admit, they’re damn good. Alex HATES chocolate, and he stole several. I ran out, obviously, because that’s what happens when you give this girl chocolate, especially Andes. And Brookside’s “fruit” chocolates. But anyway. Today I was at a loss. I needed chocolate very, very badly. I also wanted some nice, hot, buttered bread. That clearly was not going to happen.

Enter Google. I needed to know what chocolatey goodness I could make with cocoa powder and honey. I found this recipe and said Oh. No. This is happening. And I got to work. I modified it – took out the coffee and the vanilla, changed the salt a bit, and used honey rather than maple syrup.

Ingredients:
1 can full fat coconut milk
1/2 cup unsweetened, unprocessed cocoa powder
1/2 cup unfiltered, uncooked honey
few light shakes sea salt

Method:
1. Shake the coconut milk really well, and then dump it into a medium saucepan. I used a small one, because I’m a rebel and digging around in the mess in this torn up house was just not happening. It worked fine, if a little bit of a tight fit. Whateva.
2. Add the cocoa powder. I whisked in 1/4 cup and then 1/4 cup again, rather than half all at once. It worked good that way.
3. Add the honey, and whisk again. Then shake some salt and whisk again.
4. At this point, go ahead and turn your stove on to about 6. Watch the pudding mix like a hawk! I am fully convinced that milk mixes like this wait to boil until you turn your back so you have to clean up a mess. I swear it’s a conspiracy or something. Or maybe it’s just me. That’s entirely possible also.
5. Once the milky mix boils, turn the heat down and simmer for 15 minutes. Milky mixes don’t exactly boil. They foam. So like I said, watch it like a hawk, because you won’t hear bubbly sounds to alert you.
6. While simmering for 15 minutes, keep an eye on it and whisk it frequently. You want air moving through it and you want it to thicken slightly.
7. When the 15 minutes are up remove the pan from the heat. Cool the mixture to room temperature, whisking occasionally to cool it evenly. Try not to eat it yet. really, try. I promise, though it’s fabulous now, It’s super fabulous after it’s been chilled.
8. Once it’s at room temperature, transfer it to an airtight container and chill in the fridge before eating. And by chill in the fridge I mean at least an hour.

Don’t be like me, sneaking into the fridge under the pretense of grabbing some kefir and “testing” the pudding. Don’t. Be. Like. Me. OK? That’s bad. Very bad.

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And I promise, in my next post I’ll do something without chocolate.

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